The Indifferent

Fiercely ambivalent since 2010

Tag: sports

September 6, 2010

Talentless amateur sportsman running out of excuses for lack of prowess

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Union leaders to stop annoying everyone after Union Of Union Leaders calls immediate strike
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Burglars using Foursquare to lure other burglars out of their homes and burgle them
Public warned to be on lookout for escaped Liverpool players
Sporting world rocked as multi-millionaire superstar loses minor sponsorship deal
Passive voice on trial for four hundred year crime spree
Profanity most commonly used by stupid f***ing twats says new f***ing research
Avocado continuing to advance on unsuspecting world
Talentless amateur sportsman running out of excuses for lack of prowess
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